• "jack bauer knows victoria's secret."
  • kahramanımız jack bauer hayranlarının ilginç görüşlerinin ve söylemlerinin bulunduğu site. birkaç örnek vermek gerekirse:

    "when jack takes his knife out, the terror alert level automatically drops to green."

    "if everyone on "24" followed jack bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"."

    "killing jack bauer doesn't make him dead. it just makes him angry."

    "jack bauer played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."

    "jack bauer was never addicted to heroin. heroin was addicted to jack bauer."

    http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/
  • bazıları gerçekten çok komik olan görüşler.

    "jack bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone."

    "when jack bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables."

    "during the commercials, jack bauer calls the csi detectives and solves their crimes."

    "quetin tarantino was asked to direct a biography about jack bauer. he passed. it was too violent."

    "jack bauer makes onions cry."
  • "jack bauer can hit two birds with no stones."

    "superman's only weakness is kryptonite. jack bauer laughs at superman for having a weakness."

    "jack bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg."

    "jack bauer can order a big mac at burger king."
  • "jack bauer killed kenny" ile icmekte oldugum kahveyi burnumdan getirmis sitedir. sukela butonu aradim bir sure.
  • "once, someone tried to tell jack bauer a "knock knock" joke. jack bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was."
  • "if jack bauer had been a spartan the movie would have been called "1"."

    (bkz: 300)
  • "arnold schwarzenegger thought he could take jack bauer in a fight. he ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it."
  • "jack bauer doesn't read books, he interrogates them until they give him the information he wants."
  • http://www.notrly.com/…ckbauer/index.php?tophundred ( en begenilen 100 gerçek için)

    "upon hearing that he was played by kiefer sutherland, jack bauer killed sutherland. jack bauer gets played by no man".

    "simon says should be renamed to jack bauer says because if jack bauer says something then you better fucking do it."

    "there have been no terrorist attacks in united states since jack bauer has appeared on television."

    "the black eyed peas were just the peas until jack bauer heard their music."

    "while all those other people have been stuck for more than 50 days (so far), it would take jack bauer two hours to find his way off the island on lost." ( bu süper)

    "jack bauer got hellen keller to talk"

    "when google can't find something, it asks jack bauer for help".
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